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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... 
 
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
 

A 1 lb. package of bacon
   

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
 

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

I looked at the six items
on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

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Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that I am single?'
 
The drunk replied, ''Cause you're very ugly."

 

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